The Angry Birds Movie 2
- 5% absolutely darling opening short cartoon “Hair Love”
- 10% extreme child endangerment
- 10% the brother-sister thing is really creepy
- 5% lovely opera interlude
- 10% truly perverse bathroom scene
- 10% subplot from Ice Age
- 5% that rope was totally long enough, if she’d just left it alone
- 20% the scorned woman? Really?
- 5% can’t believe they went with the wiener shot
- 20% zzzzzz
